Lyrical Breakdown of The Real Slim Shady - A Journey through Words and Rhymes
Welcome to the detailed analysis of "The Real Slim Shady" on Lazyjot. Here, we unravel the lyrical complexity and artistic brilliance that define this iconic song.
- Lyric Overview: Witness how Eminem weaves words into powerful emotions and vivid imagery. From intricate rhyme schemes to compelling storytelling, every line in "The Real Slim Shady" is a testament to masterful songwriting.
- Rhyme and Rhythm Analysis: Our Lazyjot editor highlights the ingenious use of multi-syllabic rhymes and the rhythm pattern that Eminem employs. Understand the construction of each verse and how it contributes to the song's overall impact.
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May I have your attention please
May I have your attention please
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up
I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up
We're gonna have a problem here
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whoopin' her a** worse than before
They first were divorced throwin' her over furniture aww
It's the return of the ah wait no way you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did did he
And Dr. Dre said nothing you idiots
Dr. Dre's dead he's locked in my basement ha ha
Feminist women love Eminem
Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
Look at him walkin' around grabbin' his you know what
Flippin' the you know who yeah but he's so cute though
Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
But can't but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips
And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They've got the Discovery Channel don't they
We ain't nothin' but mammals well some of us cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose sing the chorus and it goes
I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up please stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up please stand up
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well I do so f**k him and f**k you too
You think I give a damn about a Grammy
Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me
But Slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird
Why so you guys could just lie to get me here
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
Sh*t Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
Little b**ch put me on blast on MTV
Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hee hee
I should download her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
All you do is annoy me so I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me who just don't give a f**k like me
Who dress like me walk talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing but not quite me
'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up please stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up please stand up
I'm like a head trip to listen to
'Cause I'm only givin' you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it I just sh*t it
Better than 90% of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can
Kids eat up these albums like Valiums
It's funny 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm 30
I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
And I'm jerking but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
He could be working at Burger King spittin' on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot circling screaming I don't give a f**k
With his windows down and his system up
So will the real Shady please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time loud as you can how does it go
I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up please stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up please stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up please stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up please stand up
Ha ha I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
F**k it let's all stand up