Lyrical Breakdown of Bitties in the BK Lounge - A Journey through Words and Rhymes

Yo man let me make some Cap'n Crunch

Man alright

Yo man we have any milk?

Yeah, what time is it?

I don't know, what day is it?

Don't know, well I'll tell you

Well it was a Wednesday

Me and Boss Hog was kinda hungry

Like two eggs, and a sloppy slice of lettuce

And a glass of milk and some cookies

Spotted in the midst was the BK logo

What we said - well what do you know

This chick thought I was trying to play fly

Cause I had a pair of blue jeans on

Young girl, won't you take my order?

She said, "Yeah, but right now I'm sorta busy...

So don't you see I'm trying to put this band aid on my finger?"

Lingerin', I could tell

She's a B-K mademoiselle

Wrinkled uniform and bottom bell

And some Jelly stuff on her sleeve

Look to this cause I had no name tag on my collar

Could be pissed cause she's clocking $2.45 an hour

And then Boss Hog hollered

"Girl you better make this quick!"

She said, "I ain't your girl and I ain't your chick!"

I had an idea of lickity split

Took my hat off and that was it

Dreadlocks falling all over me and then I said

"Yeah now we'll see!"

And oh with quick velocity honey was mesmerized

"Ain't you that guy?"

"Ain't you that girl!"

"De La Soul, right?"

"No Tracy Chapman!"

"Why don't you come over to the counter

And write me out an autograph?"

Ha ha ha, I had to laugh

She was quick with the Bic just to get that autograph

But me and Hogg just laughed, and laughed

"What's the name of that song you sing?"

"Living in a Fast Car", I said

Forget about the order I made

I'll go get a slice of pizza instead

Bitties in the BK lounge

All they do is beg and they scrounge

Bitties in the BK lounge

The Bitties in the BK lounge

Bitties in the BK lounge

All they do is beg and they scrounge

Bitties in the BK lounge

The Bitties in the BK lounge

Superbass

What's taking you so long Shoshawna?

Yo, I don't know Rosita cause I been waiting out here too long

And for a cheeseburger?

He's too busy looking at these girls

And he's supposed to be the manager

Manager?

Hello, excuse me?

Yo, would you take my order?

Wussup, yo excuse me?

Excuse me?

Excuse me, would you take my order?

I have to go

Shashawna's got a real job, dag don't you know?

Oh yeah it's you, now I recognize

The real real bitty with the fake fake eyes (fake?)

Yo, can I interest you in some burgers and fries?

Yes you can, but you can keep your lies

Cause you know you can't diss me

But your pissing me off (what are you talking about?)

I know where you live and I know that you're soft (yeah right)

You're as booty as they come (booty?)

And you dress like a geek

My shoes cost more than you make in two weeks

Look, you don't have to play fly in here

Yo, I can tell you're fly by the weave that you wear (weave?)

But you must be aware that a fly can be swatted by a BK tray

By the way yo, here's yours

I know your just sweating me

(Sweating you? you're buggin') to kill the noise

With your polyester pants and they're also high waters (yeah right)

Look at what you do all day but take orders

You bowtie wearing (yeah?), clocking and staring (YEAH?)

I know your just upset because you can't get the rap

I think you better chill before my man give you a slap

Yeah, I know your man, the biggest punk in school

Selling devil rock to the fiends and the fools (makin' money)

With one hand that punk I could snap- the kid is so skinny...

But yeah we're be livin' fat

Speaking of fat, would you like a diet soda?

Cause less fat on you would spare us all the odor

Or better yet pour it down your pants and let the acid kill

The smell that should have been left to Massengill

Let me make you a deal, take the soda free and jet

I got too much family to heed your threats

Are you a family man? (word booty)

Well I shouldn't be surprised

Since your sister's flipping burgers and your Mother's frying fries

(Don't even try that sh)

Oh damn look! (what?)

Here comes one more

It's your Father he just finished mopping the floor (yeah right)

Now give them a hand, it's the BK clan

So you can't talk garbage about who I am

Well, aren't we living foul (yes, we are)

Speaking of foul how bout some chicken for the cow? (ya motha)

Oops I meant you, sorry for the mix up

But your stomachs always big from the sexual slip ups

I could buy you and sell you for pennies, young man

(You better)

I think there's something you should understand

I try to be nice and help the poor make money

And since I know you need it, I'll go elsewhere dummy! (ya, ok)

Now BK workers is too damn rude (see ya)

I think I'll go get me some Chinese food

(Ya, I can't be your lover!)

Eh ha-ha, eh ha-ha, eh ha-ha

Eh ha-ha, eh ha-ha, eh ha-ha

Eh ha-ha, eh ha-ha, eh ha-ha

Eh ha-ha, eh ha-ha, eh ha-ha-hah

Maseo, what goes on? Maseo, what goes on?

I don't know

Maseo, what goes on? Maseo, what goes on?

I don't know

Maseo, what goes on? Maseo, what goes on?

I don't know

Maseo, what goes on?

I don't know, but check me on out

Bitties, y'all be flippin

Ah-ah, ya buggin

Bitties y'all be flippin

Ah-ah, ya buggin

Ask for a burger, catch an attitude

The taste is worse, come off extremely rude

But when I snap back, you're tamperin with my food!

Uh-uh, ya buggin

Bitties y'all be flippin

Uh-uh, ya buggin

Bitties y'all be flippin.

Honey, your hair really looks a bore

A fool of a hat, not mine's for sure

Forget the burgers, I'll go open up a donut store

Eh ha-ha-ha-hah

Yo this is baby Chris, I'm chillin' on the beat down hour,

Rumor has it that De La is opening up a donut shop,

You heard it first on WRMS, Peace!